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Treason In Defense of Slavery Heritage Month Profile: John C. Breckinridge

Say hello to John C. Breckinridge. More specifically, say hello to a statue of John C. Breckinridge erected in Lexington, Kentucky in 1887.

Breckinridge was no Henry Clay, but he's probably a respectable second in the pantheon of Lexington power politicians. Clay, of course, was one of the most capable statemen of the first half of the nineteenth century, and is justly famous for his ability to create compromise between seemingly irreconcilable positions. Breckinridge is less famous for serving as the Vice-President of United States under James Buchanan, for running for President under the Southern Democrat ticket in 1860, and finally for serving as the last Secretary of War of the Confederate States of America.

After fleeing to the South at the beginning of the war (a simple declaration of loyalty would have sufficed to secure his position in the North), Breckinridge joined the Confederate Army as a Brigadier General. He fought at Stone's River, Chickamauga, Chatanooga, Shiloh, Cold Harbor, and New Market. At the last, he led the cadre of Virginia Military Institute cadets. In 1865, President Jefferson Davis made Breckinridge Secretary of War, a position that last until the collapse of the Confederacy. Fearing a trial for treason, he fled to Cuba and various points north and east. After an amnesty, he returned to the United States in 1869, and, to his very mild credit, spoke out against the depredations of the Ku Klux Clan.

Breckinridge is notable among the Confederate elite not because of his record nor even his relationship with VMI, but rather because he represents a effective counterpoint to the "but he was loyal to his state" treason-in-defense-of-slavery excuse. It's commonplace around here to joke that "Kentucky joined the Confederacy in 1866," which is funny because it's funny and funny because it's true. Kentucky did not secede from the Union, and in spite of the best efforts of the Confederacy remained firmly within Union hands for the entirety of the war. John C. Breckinridge, had he remained loyal to his state, would have fought in Union armies and perhaps served in the United States government. Indeed, he probably would have done quite well; Lincoln was happy to integrate loyal Southerners into his government. Instead, John C. Breckinridge decided that he would engage in armed rebellion against his government in defense of the cause of slavery. He, like so many others, fought, died, and killed because they believed in the right of white people to own black people. In most cases, the advocates of slavery had enough power to force their states into secession and general armed rebellion. Breckinridge wasn't so fortunate, but his regard for Kentucky paled in comparison to his enthusiasm for slavery. The "loyalty to my state" dodge is, in most cases, a transparent fabrication. Robert E. Lee was the most prominent member of the small minority of the Confederate elite who openly opposed secession but decided to serve the Confederacy anyway. Most supported secession, fully understanding that it would mean armed conflict, because they believed that Abraham Lincoln would take away their slaves, or at least put in motion the machinery to do so.

The Breckinridge statue was erected next to the Fayette County Courthouse in 1887, a few years after Reconstruction breathed its last, and just as Jim Crow was coming to dominate the South. It didn't need to happen; instead of the statues to Breckinridge and Confederate General John Hunt Morgan in Lexington, and an enormous memorial to Confederate war dead in Louisville, the political elite in Kentucky might have created monuments to Americans who remained loyal.

What I would like to see more than anything else would be the destruction, Saddam style, of the statue of Breckinridge. It might be replaced with some other worthy Kentuckan, or even with Abraham Lincoln, who was, after all, born in the state. Cassius Marcellus Clay, an abolitionist born in Kentucky and educated at Transylvania University, would be one option. Barring that, I'd like this added to his statue:

JOHN C. BRECKINRIDGE

BELIEVED THAT THE RIGHT OF WHITE PEOPLE TO OWN BLACK PEOPLE WAS WORTH KILLING FOR

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Death List: 2007

Last year's death list went... poorly.


1. Vo Nguyen Giap
2. Ariel Sharon
3. Tommy Henrich
4. Betty Ford
5. Sam Huntington
6. Osama Bin Laden
7. Charlton Heston
8. Kirk Douglas
9. George Shultz
10. Jesse Helms

Hold On

GnR 1988

Repeat

For virtually my entire life, I've been envisioning how my life might have turned out differently had I made the "right" decisions. Now, when I think along these lines, I most commonly come to the conclusion "Yeah, but I wouldn't want to have to live through that again". It reminds me of something my grandmother once said. We were at the supermarket, and the total came to $19.44. My grandmother said to the cashier, an older woman, "I wish it was." The cashier smiled and said "Yes." Then my grandmother said "Ah, but I wouldn't want to have to go through all that again." Something about that conversation struck me as profound.

It leaves me to wonder. Am I satisfied and happy (and their is evidence to support this conclusion), or have I just grown too old to envision a different future?

Or So I Would Have You Believe...

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I concur wholeheartedly.

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On Star Trek:

Kirk, for me, embodied an American idea: His mission was to explore the final frontier, not to conquer it. He was moral without moralizing. Week after week, he confronted the specters of intolerance and injustice, and week after week found a way to defeat them without ever becoming them. Jim Kirk may have beat up his share of bad guys, but you could never imagine him torturing them.

A favorite quote: “We’re human beings, with the blood of a million savage years on our hands. But we can stop it. We can admit that we’re killers, but we won’t kill today.” Kirk clearly understood humanity’s many flaws, yet never lost faith in our ability to rise above the muck and reach for the stars.

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I will always admire Harry Lime...

The King is Dead

The world's largest monarch, King Tupou IV, has died at the age of 88. Although his final weight is unknown, he once tipped the scales at 462 pounds.

Rest in peace, giant king.

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Why Debate?

Ahmadinejad is requesting a debate with George W. Bush. Given the likelihood that'll happen, and given how boring it would be even if it did, I wonder if it wouldn't be better if Ahmadinejad offered to box Bush.

Ahmadinejad is ten years younger, but I can't seem to find any height or weight data. In pictures, he looks kind of willowy. Bush is supposed to be in pretty good shape for his age. I think that it would be a pretty good matchup, and damnit, I'd pay good money to watch. Proceeds could go to bombing victims in Lebanon, or whatever.

Time to Get Cracking

Sadly, all ten members of my death list remain alive. This could get embarrassing.

Professional Risks

Teaching is dangerous business.

I'm still talking and writing on the board of course while all this is going on and I get blood all over this piece of chalk, which is of course really gross and I end up looking at all the pieces of chalk after class to find it so that I throw it away because nothing would be more disgusting than being the next instructor in that room, picking up the piece of chalk, and finding it covered with blood.

Punkass Marc Hates Capitalism

Of course we need hot dogs and buns packaged together. And the idea of prepackaged cereal and milk... yes, that starts the wheels turning. Heh. Ha. Heh heh. Bwah ha ha ha hah!!!

The Lord Vega Disapproves of Eastern Europe

First, Poland elects an identical Prime Minister and President. Now, Ukraine follows through by electing a President and Prime Minister with virtually identical names. His Lordship is not amused.